"Ultra HD, cinematic meme, Shrek as a tech CEO wearing Steve Jobs' signature black turtleneck, standing on a glowing Apple-style presentation stage. Behind him — a huge screen with: Slide 1: "BUZZ 2.0" logo (green onion-shaped 'B') Slide 2: Chart nosediving to 0% with "Your Content" label Slide 3: "NEED MORE BUZZ?" in minimalist Apple font Key details: Shrek holding a cracked iPhone (screen shows "0 BUZZ Points"), his face in dramatic "But wait, there's more!" expression Donkey in the audience wearing "Tech Blogger" press badge, live-tweeting "#SwampKeynote" Fiona facepalming in the front row Gingy as a hype man throwing "BUZZ Coins" at the crowd Style: Apple product launch parody (clean white stage, dramatic spotlight) "One more thing..." slide revealing a "Dragon-Viral Algorithm" 8K, hyper-detailed, (Shrek's ear twitching with confidence:1.3)" Slide zooming into iPhone's 'Swamp Mode' feature (mosquito repellent emoji)" "Shrek dropping a "BUZZ Pods" (airpods but with firefly larvae)"