A serious-looking bulldog wearing a tiny suit and fedora, sitting in a dimly lit alleyway, holding a sign that reads "Buzz Me… or You Wake Up to a Horse Head in Your Bed." The bulldog has a cigar in its mouth (unlit, of course) and stares like it means business. A few rats in tiny sunglasses lurk in the background, nodding in agreement. Dark, cinematic lighting, mafia movie vibes, absurdly funny --ar 3:4 --v 6.0