A photorealistic golden retriever puppy lying flat on its back in the middle of a busy city sidewalk, holding a cardboard sign in its paws that says, "No BUZZ, No Belly Rubs!" Its tongue is hanging out dramatically, its eyes are rolled back as if fainting from exhaustion. Nearby, a tiny coffee cup with a paw print on it sits empty. Passersby in the background laugh, while a speech bubble from one says, "Someone get this dog a BUZZ, STAT!"