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    a Vintage Sardine Tin with a sick anthropomorphic parrot lying tucked in bed with a fever on the cover. The product name "BIRD- FLU" in a slanted, vintage font. Small text at the bottom say "I'M SURE WE LEARNT A LOT FROM LAST TIME"

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