Vintage television "Off the Air" screen with modern digital distortions. A predominantly grayscale image featuring a central circular test pattern, slightly off-center due to poor signal. Bold text reading "OFF THE AIR" at the top, with "PLEASE STAND BY" below in a retro digital font, both flickering intermittently. The test pattern's concentric circles and radial lines are interrupted by occasional horizontal scan lines and pixelated blocks. Static noise peppers the entire image, more concentrated in certain areas, creating a grainy texture. Random color artifacts - brief flashes of red, green, and blue - appear sporadically across the screen. Glitch effects distort parts of the image: momentary tears, stretched pixels, and misaligned sections that appear to "slide" horizontally. Digital compression artifacts manifest as blocky patterns in darker areas. The edges of the screen show slight curvature and darkening, mimicking an old CRT television. In the corner, a small station identification logo repeatedly tries to render but glitches out. The background behind the main elements subtly shifts in brightness, creating a pulsing effect. Faint ghosting of previous frames lingers, adding to the unstable appearance. Overall, the image evokes a sense of technical malfunction blending retro television aesthetics with contemporary digital error effects, creating an unsettling yet nostalgic atmosphere.