A gritty, realistic scene of a surly, weary-looking wizard with a long, scraggly beard, seated alone at a dimly-lit bar. He’s dressed in a worn robe and tall, pointed hat, nursing a drink in a contemplative pose. The atmosphere feels rough and slightly magical, but grounded. Above the image, bold text in a black box reads, 'Haters will see you teleport and say "broke ass can't afford a steed."' The text is a focal point, designed to stand out clearly against the muted, detailed background, adding humor to this introspective wizardly moment. High quality and cinematic lighting.