Photorealistic grainy security cam footage still captures a shady deal between Shrek and Kim Jong Un in a dark, narrow back alley at night. Shrek, in a trench coat, shakes hands with Kim Jong Un, who holds a mysterious briefcase. Both glance around suspiciously. The alley is dimly lit by streetlights, with trash scattered and graffiti on the walls. Security camera labels, including a timestamp and date, are visible at the top of the image, enhancing the secretive atmosphere. 4K, photorealistic, masterpiece quality, with a humorous and absurd twist