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    A small black hole has appeared in the middle of messy construction site, the singularity is warping reality around it, warping and pulling everything into the black hole, a sign that reads, "FAIL" is being pulled into a singular point with more mass than a blue hypergiant star, its a zone of utter chaos and catastrophe as everything is sucked into oblivion
    A captivating ultra-realistic photoshoot.  Two men posed back to back, standing defiantly like for an action movie poster.  The man on the right is a 60yo who looks like a cross between Zeus and Santa Claus, he is wearing heavy red and green and gold embossed armor decorated with a Christmas motif, war-santa is holding a RPG and a bandolier of heavy calibre .762 rounds.  The man on the left is Jesus posing with an Uzi in each hand and sunglasses, Jesus is wearing his traditional white robes under a bulletproof urban cammo lvl4 armor plate-carrier
  These war versions of Santa and Jesus stand together against all foes, they are badass and prepped for combat, spec ops trained elite fighters with SEAL and Ranger training, the deadly duo are ready for a Christmas of extreme urban warfare, epic, great lighting, dramatic night time scene, shadows, highest quality, perfect background, detailed masterpiece
    A small black hole has appeared in the middle of a messy construction site, singularity warping reality around it, gravity is pulling everything into the center of the black hole, a sign that reads, "FAIL" is being pulled into the singular point with more mass than a blue hypergiant star, it's a scene of utter chaos and catastrophe as everything is sucked into oblivion
    Slow-mo action photo of the Olympic men's 400m finals, close race, epic action race pic, in 3rd position instead of a man there is a kangaroo wearing a jersey featuring American and Australian flags, the kangaroo is racing ahead of the human runners
    Greaser Ostrich, 
Tony the Ostrich rocks 1950's greaser style, he has sunglasses and dresses a bit like The Fonzie from Happy Days, this Ostrich is part of the 1950's rockabilly lifestyle, 
Tony the Ostrich rides a custom motorcycle he can  ride comfortably, he is one cool and smooth Ostrich who enjoys a Marlboro, Tony knows where the ladies are at.  
Tony the Ostrich was involved with the mafia but not in a serious capacity, he dabbled in drugs and alcohol but never the hard stuff.  Tony the Ostrich became a legend and we all remember the Hijinx he got into with that broad named Sue out on Lexington ave, geeez what a boss Tony was back in his day.
    epic action photo, HD, two Asian 25 year old girls are each riding their own Emu, the emus have saddles and the girls are laughing and hanging on for dear life as the Emus go running, on a busy downtown sidewalk, fast emus make the girls have to hold on like rodeo riders,
    Amazing fantasy artwork, realistic, ultra quality, JarJar Binks is a sith lord in a black cloak, he is using a red light saber, JarJar has turned to the Dark Side and can use Sith lighting as he's leaping in the air, JarJar has the most evil look on his face as he uses force lightning to shock republic forces on Tatooine, Star Wars battle scene with wicked Jar Jar kicking ass in battle, binksflux
    a yellow and red warning maintenance sign, (text reads, ("MAINTENANCE: WEBSITE IS BEING SON OF GOAT!")), a real goat is eating the bottom edge of the sign and has damaged it, 
highest quality
    A kangaroo dressed as a Victorian England era man, fancy attire, cane, monocle, watch, 
in the grand library of a Lord's manor, this kangaroo is learned and elite, 
his name is Sir Hopwing Von Jumperloomin
    A gopher is wearing goggles and riding in a saddle atop a mechanical peacock, steam-punk inspired, realistic perfect background, epic lighting,
    A scene from a movie, an old Ford truck on a jungle trail at night in 1935, the truck's headlights illuminate a giant spider the size of a dog, the animal is crossing the jungle road, the massive spider looks like a huge tarantula, mysterious scary scene
    a maintenance sign in a work zone, (text reads, ("WEBSITE IS SON OF GOAT!")), a real goat is eating the bottom edge of the sign and has damaged it, 
highest quality
    A scene from a movie, zombie Santa rides a team of nightmare skeltal reindeer on a sled of bones, Hell-Santa possesed by Baal and driven by vengence, mysterious scary scene
    Slow-mo action photo of the Olympic men's 400m finals, close race, epic action race pic, in 3rd position instead of a man there is a kangaroo wearing a jersey featuring American and Australian flags, the kangaroo is racing ahead of the human runners
    fantasy scene of a beautiful elven blade-dancer, her name is Kitomi Matsunado the slayer, she uses dual nodachi swords, she is wearing distinctive bone armor with a ninja-style, she has spiked gauntlets on, steel boots, awesome pose, on edge of cliff overlooking dramatic distant vista, excellent quality, epic lighting, awesome sky, god rays, highest detail, masterpiece, stunning, exceptional attention to fit and finish, highest possible image quality, 8k, UHD, flawless, perfection,
    A rooster wearing stylish hip hop attire, rooster has sunglasses on and a new cap, this rooster is stylin like a boss and struting, rooster has an awesome jacket with custom patches, all the chicken head hens want this rooster because his fashion sense is top notch
    A low level photo close up of a small puddle on a wet sidewalk, people walking in the background, within the puddle a submarine cruises on the water as if the puddle was an ocean, a composition that plays on scale and perspective, looks like a tiny modern nuclear powered submarine is somehow in the puddle
    A plane taking off and leaving a plume of psychedlic pattern exhaust heat-haze off the runway as it tilts skywards for lift off, trippy pollution from the jet engines attracts hippie tourists
    Amazing fantasy art, a druid human female, embroidered cloak, magical jewelry, elven attire, she has a pet raven, her hair is black, 30 years old, she is reading a tome of nature lore, herbalist, 20th level master druid woman, she is comfortable in her tree-lair, servant dryads in background, perfect lighting, epic scene, magical, enchanting, captivating, alluring, amazing, intense, fantasy world
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