Image macro meme, two-panel vertical format, text overlay "ME TRYING TO EAT HEALTHY", top panel: stock photo of person enthusiastically arranging a colorful salad, fresh vegetables, bright lighting, slight oversaturation, bottom panel: same person sneakily eating pizza straight from the box in dark kitchen, illuminated only by open fridge light, guilty expression, impact font in white with black outline, stark contrast between panels, high-resolution photos, relatable facial expressions, subtle grease stains on pizza box, vibrant vs. muted color palette, 4K quality, optimized for social media sharing