a sword named "Boink" that is the very embodiment of comedic absurdity, lying on a sleek black reflective surface that only heightens its outlandish appearance. The grip is wrapped in soft, fluffy faux fur in bright, clashing colors—think neon pink and electric green—giving it the look of a child's craft project gone wrong. The fur is patchy and uneven, with bits of it sticking out at odd angles, making the grip both ridiculous and oddly comfortable. The pommel is an oversized, exaggerated whoopee cushion, complete with a small valve sticking out. Every time the sword is moved, it lets out a loud, comical fart noise that would make even the most serious warrior crack a smile. The crossguard is a pair of oversized, floppy bunny ears, made of soft, plush material. The ears droop down on either side of the blade, bouncing slightly with every movement, and have a faint squeaking sound when touched, reminiscent of a dog toy. The blade of "Boink" is straight but has a series of random, jagged edges that look more like a cartoonish lightning bolt than a functional weapon. It’s a shiny, metallic silver, but it’s covered in small, colorful doodles of smiley faces, stars, and squiggly lines, as if someone handed the blade to a group of children armed with markers. Engraved in the middle of the blade, in large, bubbly letters, is the word "Boink". The engraving is filled with glittering, multicolored enamel, making the word shimmer and sparkle as light hits it. The black reflective surface beneath the sword contrasts starkly with its vibrant, playful design, reflecting the sword’s chaotic energy in a way that makes the whole scene look like something out of a surreal comedy sketch. The sword seems less like a weapon and more like a prop from a whimsical dream, its absurdity emphasized by the dark, serious backdrop
