null "Next time

    photograph of a Rodian alien kneeling to lay a flower on an old, weathered tombstone alone in the vast expanse of a sun-scorched desert, partially buried in golden sands. The tombstone's surface is cracked and eroded, hinting at years of exposure to harsh elements. Engraved deeply into the stone are the words "Next time, shoot first" in a rugged, timeworn font. The late afternoon sun casts long shadows, and a solitary vulture circles overhead, adding to the sense of desolation and untold stories.
    in the style of ckpf,
In the woods, a fox in robes,  
Paws aglow, with magic probes,  
Muttering spells, his whiskers twitch,  
A flick of fur, a tiny hitch.
He calls to the air with a low, deep chant,  
Hoping the bear would heed his want,  
The forest stirs, the branches sway,  
The fox grins wide, it’s time to play.
Smoke and fire, the sky does crack,  
Out from the mist, a shadow back.  
A mighty roar, a lumbering sound—  
The bear arrives, paws on the ground. 
But the fox just blinks, his spell gone wrong,  
The bear's too big, the fox too strong.  
With a sigh, he bows, his spell undone,  
"Next time," he mutters, "I'll summon the sun."
    in the style of ckpf,
In the woods, a fox in robes,  
Paws aglow, with magic probes,  
Muttering spells, his whiskers twitch,  
A flick of fur, a tiny hitch.
He calls to the air with a low, deep chant,  
Hoping the bear would heed his want,  
The forest stirs, the branches sway,  
The fox grins wide, it’s time to play.
Smoke and fire, the sky does crack,  
Out from the mist, a shadow back.  
A mighty roar, a lumbering sound—  
The bear arrives, paws on the ground. 
But the fox just blinks, his spell gone wrong,  
The bear's too big, the fox too strong.  
With a sigh, he bows, his spell undone,  
"Next time," he mutters, "I'll summon the sun."
    In the style of ff-sc, ff-infernoink, ckcmc comic style,
The Christmas Present Was a Grizzly Bear
Under the tree, a gift so rare,
Wrapped in paper, bold and bare.
Not a toy, not a sweater or book—
A massive bear, with a hungry look.
It growled beneath the festive bow,
Eyes like amber, soft and low.
The ribbon trembled, the paper tore,
And then it roared—
The room froze in a frosty glare.
"I wanted a bike," I whispered in fear,
But the grizzly leaned close, its breath so near.
"Next time," it said, "ask for something more tame—
Like a hug, or a puzzle, or even a frame."
The gift was not what I had planned,
But it was Christmas,
And the bear was grand.

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